A Letter to the Girl Who Is Dating My Best Friend
I know you are intimidated by me. And, guess what?
It is OK to feel that way.
I know that it bothers you when you know that I am part of almost every memory he has, both good and bad. I know that he tells you stories from his life that always seem to involve me. I also know that you wonder if he is not telling you the entire story.
You wonder if we kissed and you wonder if there was a weak moment after a few drinks.
I will not tell you that you are being completely delusional because he is an attractive guy.
Believe me when I say that it takes a lot for me to call him attractive considering we’ve had “who can eat the most pizza and burp loudly” competitions which are a sure shot way to destroy sex appeal at its very roots.
But then again, he could break up with you but he is stuck with me for life.
It scares you because we have seen each other grow up. I am present in the most important pictures of his life long before he knew how you looked like.
I will try my best not to act with that arrogance but forgive me if sometimes the smugness creeps in.
I know that you fell for his confidence and charisma and the way he walked up to you with an air of sophistication around him.
But I was there when he rehearsed this a hundred times and failed miserably.
I love how you frown a little bit when you discover that he smoked because I know that good girlfriends are supposed to do such things or whatever.
However, it makes me laugh because it takes me back to the time when he coughed his way through his first cigarette after which he fanned the smoke away with animated hands and cried like a little girl while I patiently got through my third one.
Sometimes we will burst out laughing without meaning to at the most random things. We will always have our inside jokes and inappropriate quirks but these are not meant to offend you.
As much as you want to believe otherwise, these jokes are not always my subtle way of showing you that I know him better.
But sometimes, they are. I am just a bitch like that and I derive a little sadistic kick out of making you squirm with discomfort.
Handle it with grace and we might even become friends.
I will probably be the best man at his wedding and I will definitely be invited to his bachelor party.
Actually, scratch that. I would probably be the one throwing him a bachelor party.
I know that it is difficult for you to see a million happy pictures of us which serve as a constant reminder to the times which no matter what, you can never be a part of.
I wish I could console you but being the person I am, I am going to tell you something that would probably make you downright miserable.
Pictures can hardly capture the times we stood up for each other through failed diets, psycho relationships, teenage, puberty and failures.
I know you think that we flirt with each other because I always seem to laugh just a little louder and flip my hair just a little more when I am around him. I frankly don’t see why it should bother you because there are bigger things you should worry about.
Like the fact that I can eat an entire bowl of pasta with my hands and lick them while making slurp noises around him knowing fully well that he will never say “That is disgusting”, partly because I am his best friend and partly because, well, who are we kidding? I have seen him do worse.
I actually wrote this letter to make you feel better, but it has probably helped me climb on top of your hate list. Yeah right. Like that position was not offered to me on a silver platter the day you knew that I was your boyfriends best girl friend.
But, guess what?
I am never going to find out if he is a good kisser.
I am never going to hold his hand and count the stars.
I am always going to be the “other girl” who is just his best friend.
I am also the girl who has to deal with the fact that our hugs always become a little shorter when you are around.
Whether I like it or not, I am often the third wheel.
My story with him is already written, but I will patiently watch you write a story with him. A story in which he falls deeply in love with you, every single day.
I know that bad Bollywood movies and cheesy romantic comedies will tell you otherwise, but honestly, I am OK with it.
And judging by the way he looks at you, I can tell you that you don’t have much to worry about.
Which is why you should always remember one thing.
I am intimidated by you too.